“I hate when I’m in a public and overhear someone yelling about some drama to their friend, but they leave before they get to the end and it’s like… ‘What did Madison do? I’m all ears!’ ”
“If I fake my death right now, I’ll literally never have to deal with it.”
“I have a bath bomb from the Lush in Jacksonville, but no tub, so I guess I’ll just have to eat it.”
“I told a lady I really liked ghosts and she said ‘are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening.’ ”
